Imma fcking genius then
(Source: sirensonthewater)
Submitted by whatthefunniest
HAHHAHA love that guy…….
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
(Source: rappinpicard)
Don’t bring a girl to the NBA finals, she’ll get bored.
why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
amen.




